By Porcelain_Doll
Not to wound your ego Vessi, but why on earth would I give you my cookies? Just being near enough to hand them over would cause me to have to shower for a day straight to get your Gryffindor stink out of me.
Not to wound your ego Raquel, but why would I worship sweethearts with you? They're fattening and sweet, and a nasty mudblood treat. Did I mention they’re fattening?
Not to wound your ego JJ, but why do you want me to hug a moose with you for five hours? That’s not only kind of weird, but I bet they smell almost as bad as you do.
Not to wound your ego Kelly, well actually, I do mean to wound your ego. I’m glad you hate it when people chew their food loudly, because then I can intentionally send all the nasty mudbloods after you while they obnoxiously suck on lollipops.