By Luke_Morris
Everyone wants to know what their idols do wrong. After all, where’s the fun in their perfection? That, my dear friends, is the exact reason I was hired. So enjoy as I sniff through the garbage, and sift through the truth and the lies, to bring you your favourites; exposed.
I am? o.O And I thought Simmeh knew me >.> (She's the only one I know who lives behind a tree) And no, there were no blackmail or bribery involved.. Violence mebbe.. But I'm totally denying that too -kicks Helga under the bed- I just woke up one day.. and people were worshipping me -nods- Not that I'm complaining of course
2. You’re currently the Hufflepuff Head Girl, a position of power, resting on a pedestal that sets you high above your peers. Do you ever let the power get to your head, and if so, how?
I don't think anything's changed when I became Head Girl. People are still mean to me -glares at Heather-. I started off on HEX as this hyper, random, weird person and I still am even with the title, only with more responsibilities now. But no, I didn't even think there was a power there to begin with. Just responsibilities.
3. There have been rumours of a relationship between you and… well, several members of Hex. Can you confirm or deny these accusations?
Are we talking about the legal ones or those who I hide in my closet? Let the people assume what they want to assume. I'm just going to sit back and watch with a bucket of popcorn on hand and exaggerate it even more. And I'ma leave it at that
4. You seem to have no shame, Meex. Is this due to your immense vanity, or your immense ignorance?
I do have shame, dangit >.< on Tuesdays PS. I am neither vain nor ignorant.. I just like to shove that thing you call shame in my pants pocket and get on with my life. Course, since I have to wash my pants on Tuesdays, I have to let it out by then.
5. You have been branded as a Hufflepuff, yet you have appeared in other common rooms when you shouldn’t have. Is this because, secretly, you want to support the Lion or the Serpent, or because you know you can get in, and you love to flaunt the ability in the faces of others?
Technically, I'm a Gryffindor by marriage. So.. I think that's a valid enough reason for the lions to open their portrait entrance for me. Other than that though, I have been allowed in the Gryffindor Commons by two of their HOHs. See.. their heads of house are smart.. They know an awesome person when they see one. Kidding aside though, I think I've earned my honorary title (with a lot of whining and begging). Now if only the serpents will see it that way as well.
6. In your time on Hex, are there any supremely incriminating acts that you have never owned up to before, and you want to confess at this exact moment?
Well.. it really depends on the person's point of view. And lemme think about it.. And no, I did not try to steal Heather's inventory. Oh wait there's one.. and only one.. I massacred the Huffies on April Fool's... Oh make it two -- I blew up the Helga Hufflepuff Flowerpot. Well technically, Jo did but she did it out of love for me.
7. Any last words?
Oooh ooh.. Just wanted to point something out. I am not a horcrux, despite winning that award during the Hogsmeade event. That and Aggie and I are not separated from birth.. That is just wrong in so many levels.