By Jordyn_Greene




Any person who has recently entered the dank alleyways of Knockturn should know by now that indeed, the KA Mentors have called it quits. Well, to put it better, the KA Mentors have been rudely, and unjustifiably, kicked to the curb. According to Rain, the system had gotten a bit ‘elitist’ and ‘negative’.

But of course, like everything, there was something more to the story. According to insiders, many of whom used to be mentors, Rain was jealous of the power they were receiving. They had the power to say ‘yay’ or ‘nay’ to newcomers. They decided who ran the forum, and it sure wasn’t Rain. They kept the n00bs in check, and made sure that their beloved forum was kept intelligent and un-spammed. It was they that sat high above the users’ heads, gloating with pride at what they had accomplished.

So, it was no wonder that Rain, in a livid fury, kicked them down from their high pedestal in a flurry of high heels and a pink feather boa.

In other KA news, the KA awards have arrived, FINALLY. This year, with Halloween rolling around, the theme is ‘What Will You Be When You Grow Up’. You have everything from ‘Future Underwear Model’ to ‘Future Llama Racer’, with contenders that range from Wintrala, one of KA mods, to your own personal writer, JJ. Be sure to head in there and give your vote. If you don’t, the KAers might send grizzlies after you.