By Luke_Morris
Trickster, or treater?
With Halloween looming at the end of the month, so many are suffering from a personality crisis. Where on the pecking order do they belong? Find your answers right here.1) Eggs:
a) Mmmmm, missiles
b) Mmmmm, omelet
c) Mmmmm, potentially fertilizable, one of the two main components for a zygote…
2) Costumes:
a) The perfect disguise for the perfect crime
b) Dress to impress
c) A primitive ritual used be many over-enthused folk to hide their true identity from all in attendance
3) Peeves:
a) Cohort
b) Ruiner
c) The Hogwarts resident poltergeist, who tends to cause far too much trouble for his own good.
4) Halloween:
a) The perfect hunting ground
b) The perfect time to disguise tokens of good will as weapons
c) A pagan festival, celebrated in the northern hemisphere, most notably in America.
5) Sweets and treats:
a) Pointless bribery
b) The perfect gift
c) Some sort of overly sugared, highly fattening, brightly coloured object that appeals greatly to children and young teenagers
6) Victory:
a) Making a complete fool of anyone who defies you
b) Leaving unscathed with the biggest hoard
c) A noun, meaning success or triumph
If you answered mostly letter a), then congratulations, you are a trickster. Sly, conniving and deceitful, you are definitely not one that any would like to cross on All Hallows Eve.
If you answered mostly letter b), then congratulations, you are a treater, one who believes in accepting the small gifts laid upon thee by many households, as well as the giving of your own, to a few people.
If you answered mostly letter c), then you are a pedant, and really, I have no pity for you. You’re the kind of person who ruins parties by taking everything literally, and most would be far more glad if you hadn’t come. On Halloween, you lock yourself in your house, and watch horror movies, commenting on the fake blood and the bad acting.